Yesterday we found a mysterious pair of pants in our house.
Black, unisex pants, sitting on our sofa, without an owner.
Grace and I both deny any knowledge of them whatsoever, although we both secretly suspect the other has something to do with them and isn't letting on.
Did one of us accidentally pick them up and bring them home? Where do you pick up random pairs of pants? And who leaves their pants lying around?
Was someone in our house and left without them? What happened to the wearer? More importantly, what did they wear home? And what were they doing in our house without their pants on?!
So many questions, so few answers...a real mystery.